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*Community Design Series* P.A.C.E. University — Stakeholder Math 101 Pocket-T

$28.99
Colors: White
Sizes: S
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About the product
Our First and Only POCKET T-Shirt; Becuase Glasses! 2 Is 1. 1 Is None. 3 Is a Spare.

Community Design Winner: Steve Truman — “Overtime Outlaw”

Traditional mathematics teaches that:

2 − 1 = 1.

Preparedness mathematics teaches that this is adorable.

Courtesy of community quote winner Steve Truman, a.k.a. “Overtime Outlaw,” we proudly present the unofficial curriculum of P.A.C.E. University’s Institute of Applied Mathematics:

2 is 1.
1 is none.
And 3 is a spare.

For the uninitiated, preparedness has a longstanding rule that critical equipment should have redundancy. One flashlight is a flashlight. Two flashlights means you might still have a flashlight after Murphy discovers your location.

Steve simply took the equation to its logical conclusion.

Three means you have a backup for your backup—and apparently enough equipment to begin teaching undergraduate courses.

This shirt celebrates redundancy, P.A.C.E. planning, and the peculiar form of arithmetic that inevitably develops after you've watched one piece of “indestructible” gear fail at the worst possible moment.

Based on the winning community submission from Overtime Outlaw, because some lessons are too important to leave to accredited institutions.

.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear-away label

Fiber composition

Fiber composition

Solid colors are 100% cotton (Heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester)

Left chest pocket

Left chest pocket

A pocket on the left side of the chest gives the t-shirt a unique look

Side seams

Side seams

Side seams form the structure and shape of the garment

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Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

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