*Community Design Series* Pigeon Nuggets Graphic Tee — Funny Retro Fast-Food Chicken Nugget Shirt
Community Design Winner: RJ “Salty” Hall
Some preparedness questions have serious answers.
Others apparently end with us calculating the nugget yield of an average pigeon.
Inspired by RJ “Salty” Hall’s unforgettable contribution to Stakeholder scholarship—“Yea, 100% the pigeons. You get a chicken nugget out of them.”—this shirt commemorates one of those moments when a perfectly reasonable conversation wandered confidently off the road, through the guardrail, and into a fictional fast-food franchise.
Welcome to Salty’s World Famous Pigeon Nuggets, where the birds are questionably sourced, the portions are aggressively realistic, and apparently one bird equals one nugget.
Featuring our sunglasses-wearing feathered entrepreneurs, Freeze Dried Bird Sauce, and all the dignity you would expect from Stakeholder Prepping.
Designed from the winning quote submitted by RJ “Salty” Hall, a member of the Stakeholder community who helped prove that preparedness doesn't always have to be serious—even when dinner might be.
Wear it to the range. Wear it camping. Wear it to Thanksgiving and refuse to explain it.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and softness
- DTF/DTG printed artwork offering crisp, vibrant chest emblem and detailed back print
- Ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape, and side seams for structure and durability
- Tear-away label and REACH certified materials; manufactured with Fair Labor Association standards
- Blend variations available for certain heathers (see Ash/Heather Prism, Athletic Heather, Black Heather)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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